So easy a caveman could do it?

Why Not Bring a Neanderthal to Life? - TierneyLab Blog - NYTimes.com

Geico jokes aside, William Saletan over at Slate did a piece on this exact same question a few weeks ago.  The biggest question seems to be consent, but does anyone really consent to being born?

Saletan puts it this way:
"Is the idea repugnant? Absolutely. But that's not because we'd be defacing humanity. It's because we'd be looking at it."
I'll put out the same question as Tierney:
"What do you think? Should we try to resurrect a Neanderthal?"

Holophonics



Grab your headphones, put them on, and listen to the virtual barbershop.  It appears that "
holophonics" in particular may be nothing special, but binaural recording in general is remarkable and slightly eerie.  I vaguely recall that some TV shows have started using a similar technique to make it sound as if a phone is actually ringing in your house.  Anyone know more about it?



Seduction. It's not hard to imagine some interesting applications for this technique...



[Thanks to Jaime for the tip!]

Breaking news: Crush on Olivia Judson continues




Op-Ed Contributor - The Origin of Darwin - NYTimes.com

Scientist, writer, public intellectual... Nope, not talking about Darwin.  He was great, but the beard just doesn't do it for me.  Olivia Judson, on the other hand, should be the new face of evolution: author of Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice To All Creation, an evolutionary biologist with degrees from Stanford and Oxford, and generally drop-dead gorgeous.

Oh, and it's a great article.  Read it.
"[Darwin] practiced a kind of ideal, dream-like science. He examined the minutiae of nature — shells of barnacles, pistils of flowers — but worked on grand themes. He corresponded with lofty men of learning, but also with farmers and pigeon breeders. He observed, questioned, experimented, constantly testing his ideas."
Her blog is also fantastic and well worth a read.  Anyway, who would you select to share your genetic material with?  Judson, naturally.


Darwin, but no Lincoln?




Google's Darwin logo was creative, finches and all, but where's the logo for Lincoln's birthday?

The iWish, aka the Pomegranate phone


Pomegranate | NS08

Key features:
Projector
Global Voice Translator
Coffee Brewer
Shaver
Harmonica

"Yes, it's finally possible."

No, it isn't.  Sorry.  It's actually a viral ad campaign for... Nova Scotia!  

Dance, Dance, Evolution


2009 AAAS/Science Dance Contest

That's right, a contest to translate your Ph.D. thesis into an interpretive dance.  Speaks for itself really-- Geeks getting down.  Most of them are pretty bizarre and you'll definitely need the "For an explanation of this dance, click "(more info)"" links off the the side.  Even after reading them I couldn't tell you what half of it was about.



If you want some real science dancing, TED is the place to be:


Moving on-- Modern Darwins


Modern Darwins — National Geographic Magazine

Celebrate Darwin's brilliance, curiosity, and insight, but let's move on to the fittest scientists of the new generation.  That said, this article doesn't do anyone any favors by using religious language to talk about evolution:
" To understand the story of evolution—both its narrative and its mechanism—modern Darwins don't have to guess. They consult genetic scripture."
This goes back to the point made in the NYT op-ed about opening evolution up to a different type of critique by attaching it to one man and using terms and ways of thought that attach too easily to religion.  Not that evolution shouldn't be open to critique or skepticism-- that's part of the scientific method-- but I'm coming around to the idea that "Darwinian" evolution might need to be ditched.

Nano Nymphaeaceae


http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2009-01/nu-wli012909.php

Nymphaeaceae, naturally, are water-lillies. These researchers are looking at the behavior of single-atom sheets of graphite-oxide. By floating them on a pool of water, they can examine how the sheets interact when they bump against each other:
"The effect reminded the researchers of water lilies on a pond, and Huang asked his sister to help to create a Chinese water painting similar to that of Claude Monet's series of paintings "Water Lilies" to demonstrate the idea. The artwork was chosen as one of the first illustrated covers for the 130-year-old journal."

Jive, n.


Oxford English Dictionary jive, n.

  1. Talk or conversation; spec. talk that is misleading, untrue, empty, or pretentious; hence, anything false, worthless, or unpleasant; vaguely, ‘stuff’; = JAZZ n. 3a.

1928 R. FISHER Walls of Jericho 301 Jive, pursuit in love or any device thereof. Usually flattery with intent to win. 1929 T. GORDON Born to Be 236 Jive, a misleading remark. 1932 MUSE & ARLEN Way down South 50 Thus the enamoured customer completed his meal, without ever having taken his eyes off that tantalizing brown, with her suave Birmingham jive. 1935 Swing Music Autumn 55/2 Maybe you think that that is all jive. You are wrong if you do. It is the way I felt about these new records. 1946 MEZZROW & WOLFE Really Blues iii. 37, I used to hear a lot of medical jive. Ibid. 375 Jive n., confusing doubletalk, pretentious conversation, anything false or phony. Jive that makes it drip, clouds that produce rain. 1954 L. ARMSTRONG Satchmo x. 150 There was lots of just plain common shooting and cutting. But..that jive didn't faze me at all. Ibid. xii. 193, I bought a lot of cheap jive at the five and ten cents store to give to the kids. 1956 M. STEARNS Story of Jazz (1957) v. 50 The attitude of several modern jazzmen, born and bred in the South, is striking: ‘This hoodoo jive is nowhere,’ they say, ‘but man, watch out!’ 1960 in P. Oliver Blues fell this Morning vii. 197 I'm evil and mean and funny, so don't come back with that line of jive. 1972 M. J. BOSSE Incident at Naha iii. 152 Maybe some of his Christian sentiments sound corny today, but..he had cut through a lot of the jive of his own time, and he had, like, the balls to fight injustice. 1973 Black World Oct. 36/2 Everything that we do must be aimed toward the total liberation, unification and empowerment of Afrika... Anything short of that is jive.

    2. Jazz, esp. a type of fast, lively jazz; ‘swing’.

1928 (title of gramophone record by Cow Cow Davenport) State Street Jive. 1937 New Yorker 17 Apr. 31/3 The music of hot bands..is referred to as swingor jive, of which, in turn, there are several kinds. 1939 San Francisco News Let. 1 Sept. 12/2 Fats Waller..is the King of Jive and gets off some fine stuff. 1946N. & Q. 13 July 20/1 Mr. Mitchell Parish, the American song-writer,..told me that he uses jive to describe syncopated music played noisily, and (usually) fast, with great emphasis on rhythm. 1959 ‘F. NEWTON’ Jazz Scene i. 12 In Sophiatown and the rest of the South African ghettoes the ‘jive bands’ play what is patently jazz. 1960 Down Beat 9 June 15 Regarding the word jive, Wilson said, it is nothing more than an obsolete slang term for jazz.

    b. Lively and uninhibited dancing to dance-music or jazz; spec. ‘jitterbugging’.

1943 Dancing Times Dec. 117/1 The rhythm of the Jive is not an entirely new one. 1957 C. MACINNES City of Spades I. iv. 24 I'll teach you..bop steps, and jive, and all. 1958 Listener 20 Nov. 848/1 Jive and tribal dancing. 1969 H. HORWOOD Newfoundland x. 69 The jive..is still the universal dance of..outport youngsters.

    3. A variety of American English associated with the Harlem area of New York; slang used by American Blacks, or by jazz musicians and their followers. Also attrib., as jive talk.

1938 C. CALLOWAY Hi De Ho 16 Jive. 1. Harlemese speech or lingo. 2. To kid along, to blarney, to give a girl a line. 1943 Time 26 July 56/2 A jive-talk glossary that is strictly Dracula has been put out by Parents' Institute. 1944 D. BURLEY (title) Original handbook of Harlem jive. 1944 E. CONRAD in Ibid. 5Jive is one more contribution of Negro America to the United States. Ibid. 6 Jive talk may have been originally a kind of ‘Pig Latin’ that the slaves talked with each other, a code{em}when they were in the presence of whites. 1960 Time & Tide 24 Dec. 1599/2 Jive-talk is nothing new. It goes back at least to the thirties when for the first time a brand of jazz, swing, grew to be a cult. Jive was originally the patois of Harlem, not jazz musicians' slang; but with time the distinction was lost. 1965 Economist 4 Sept. 888/2 Some common American jive~words (nappy, funky) are left out [of the Penguin English Dictionary].1971 Black World June 92/2 All the rest of that jive talk about white liberals and Rhett Butler is part of another conversation, Sam. 1971 Melody Maker 13 Nov. 31/1 That is if you forget the usual jive phrases that whittle their way into his conversation. 1973 Times Lit. Suppl. 1 June 604/4 A narrative tone which frequently coincides with the fast, obscene jive-talk of his characters.

    4. Marijuana, or a cigarette containing it.

1938 Call-Bulletin (San Francisco) 19 Mar., The cigarettes are variously called sticks, reefers, tea gyves, Mary Anns and goofy butts. 1952 N.Y. Times 29 Apr. 25 So Diane smoked jive, pod, and tea. 1955 U.S. Senate Hearings (1956) VIII. 4168 ‘Sticks’, ‘reefers’, ‘jive sticks’. 1963 ‘D. RUTHERFORD’ Creeping Flesh ii. 124‘Jive’ originally meant marijuana. 1972 Lancet 16 Sept. 565/1 She was convinced that only in the institution could she ‘make it without jive’, for she invariably used heroin whenever she was sent home.

Form and function-- will all cyborgs look this good?




I'm fasinated by prosthetics, partly because they improve people's lives so dramatically and partly because the engineering is so brilliant.  From Oscar Pistorius's 'cheetahs' to Dean Kamen's new "Luke arm," it's really only a matter of time before some athletes and people in specialist occupations (from military to industrial) are voluntarily switching out 'natural' body parts for engineered ones.

It's also a case of reality imitating and inspired by science fiction, with Kamen's prosthetics inspired by those in Lucas's movie.  The new design above goes even further though, actively aiming for a non-human aesthetic and emphasizing the fact that it can move in more ways than a 'natural' arm.  Bring on the cybogs.